Sunday, April 26, 2015

My Two Commandments

We all know "The Lord Thy God's Ten Commandments!" Of course a few of them currently make zero sense but that's rather beside the point. :)

Here are the Two Commandments of Jesus of Nazareth:

1) Thou shalt love the Lord Thy God with all thy heart and soul.

2) Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.

And....drum roll please...here are the Two Commandments of Louise Mcbride:

1) Thou shalt not be a pain in the neck.

2) Thou shalt not behave in a manner of a horse's rear end.

AND THAT'S THE TRUTH! :)

Thursday, April 9, 2015