....can take over one's entire existence.
Yesterday my mother asked me to retrieve her letter opener.
I found what resembled a shiv!
I said, "This is a LETTER OPENER? It resembles a murder weapon!"
Her response: "One would have to stab several times..."
Me: "Sure that's what psychotic criminals do when one wants to get rid of a prison cellmate! If management won't agree the criminal has to use whatever is at his disposal, and a lot of times HE constructs a SHIV. AND THE CRIMINAL JUST STABS AND STABS UNTIL THE ROOMMATE IS DEAD....:
Mother eventually realizes that I am "beyond hope" and states: "Just give me the letter opener, dear."
FORMIDABLE!
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